Lady Madonna

WTF man.

Ok, so I just sat down and turned on my trusty old YouTube to find out what the big stink is over Lady Gaga's "Born This Way" performance was.

First of all.....

That background music is 100% "Express Yourself" by Madonna.

Second of all .....

The hair & the pointy body parts, its also 100% ripoff of 90's Madonna.

I love me some Gaga. I really do. I listen to Christian music 99.9% of the time but I do enjoy me some occasional "sinner" music ;)
But this is completely unoriginal. I don't know if she did it intentionally or not but dayum woman. It's just not enjoyable when I keep wanting to replace "born this way" with "express yourself, hey hey hey hey".


Go sit in the corner and don't come out until you've come up with something that is your own. Kthnxbai.

I hope the writers of Big Love get explosive diarhea

Seriously. The last 2 seasons have been "blah" at best.
This is the last season in the series.
You are boring me to tears people!
I can barely stay interested.

I hope you shat your pants in the middle of a big fancy dinner.

Big changes are a comin'

Today ..... I was accepted to Oklahoma State University!!!!

watch out world, here i come!!!

Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, 'Hey, at least I'm not pregnant.'

Dude.

I need a life.

For realz.

I sit here listening to music on YouTube. Watching my husband play BlackOps. Smelling the cabage soup in my crockpot.
Being bored off my rocker.

Tune of the moment ...


For real ... I can't listen to this song any other way. Individually this song sounds wrong. This mashup rocks my socks.


Not too much going on in this part of the world.
I've submitted my surro applications to 2 places. No word back yet.
I've submitted my application to OSU (oklahoma, not ohio ... that, would be a long commute)
I'm getting my CPR/First Aide recert done on Feb 12th.
I'm also enrolled into a CPS course to become a certified car seat installation tech, class starts Feb 17th.
Aim high kids, aim high. Don't do drugs either. Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

All part of my master plan to take over the medical field in Oklahoma City.
Muahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ha.

First step ...
Car seat installation tech

Second step ...
Enroll at OSU into the RN program

Third step ....
Start my classes through DONA to start the process of becoming a post partum doula

Fourth step .....
Begin classes/coursework/field work through LLI to get my lactation consultant certification

Fifth step ....
Enroll in ultrasound tech school

It's roughly a 5-7 year plan.
I have goals people.
Be afraid.

So yeah. Not much else going on.
Just being Miley.
Oh wait.
What?
Meth is a hell of a drug.
Huh?

Anywho ....

Next song up on my YouTube playlist ......




Feelin all filled with the Holy Spirit tonight. Lovin me some KLove and whatnot.
Till next time .....

2010 ....

What can I say about 2010??
Well .... it's made me a better person.
If I looked back at who I was in 2008 or early 2009, I would not like what I see.
2010 was my year of discovery and decsion making.

I found God & Jesus and am working on my relationship with them.
I had surgery on my back to remove a cyst.
I was the team mom for my son's football team (never again!)
I gained weight.
I lost weight.
I got lasik.
I turned 30.
I got put on crazy meds (ok, they are technically for my anxiety and exhaustion, but they are best associated with depression and other junk)
We lost 3 computers this year.
I made a huge decision.
I decided I what I want to be when I grow up.
I met a great friend.
I learned that Oklahoma isn't that bad (it still sucks though)
I went to Ohio.
I started getting paid for my photography & upgraded to a new camera/flash/backdrop.


What do I want to be when I grow up you ask?
Well, after much thought and consideration .... I am hoping to enroll in school this year to be a LPN and then become certified as a Post Partum Doula. Hoping that in 2012 I can start the process of also becoming a Lactation Consultant.
Ultrasound Tech? Hopefully that will come into play within the next 5-7 years. But for now, this seems to be the plan that makes me happy and excited.

The huge decision?
I am going to be a gestational surrogate.
I know, crazy!
BUT! I'm super excited. Hubby is on board with it.
I'm in the process of picking an agency right now. I have it narrowed down to 2.

So yeah ... 2010 in a nutshell.
Hoping 2011 will be AMAZING! I can't wait to see what God has in store for my family!

Greetings from the land of the lost

Where have I been????
Oh yeah, on my butt playing Facebook games & racking up credit card debt.
Sticking to my strengths.



Not too terribly much is going on since my last post.
Devon is now 8.
Chloe is now 2.
I turned 30 (shoot me now)
Clinton turned 33 (hahahahahahaaaa)
(ha)
Aliya turned 4.
We got 2 new dogs. (which brings us to 3 dogs & 3 kids)
FML.
No seriously, FML.

Now we sit at home on Christmas vacation. No school for the kiddos till Jan 4th.
No work for me till Jan 9th.

Spending Christmas here at home (again).
No snow this year.
Forcast calls for 40ish degree weather (and today ... Dec 20th, its going to be 70 .... WTF mother nature? Get back on your meds and get your shiz straight!)


Chloe monster has Cellulitus on her buttox.
Gonna make for a great story to tell her boyfriend on their first date. I even have pictures!

So um yeah. Not much else going on.

I did however get some nifty free samples in the mail over the past couple months.
Shout Color Catchers = Awesome
Bodicology lotion = Fabulous
McCormicks seasoning = Delish!
Stride gum = Chewtastic
Tena pads = Absorbant for muh lady days

So uh, yeah. Big ups to Mojo Savings, Deel Seaking Mom & Deal Wise Mommy (all can be found on Facebook or a Yahoo/Google search) for all the linkages for free stuff.
WOOT, free stuff!!!!

bIrThDaYs

I've made it through 2 out of the 3 this year.
Which means 2 of my kids made it another year without me killing them or selling them on EBay!



D turned 8 on July 31st.
It was a bittersweet sad day.
A day that made me realize how much being a mommy can suck sometimes.
To sum it up ... nobody came to his party. :(
I cried for like 2 hours. I took it way harder than he did. I still get teary when I think about it. It sucks!
D took it like a champ. He got to go to Build-A-Bear and all was forgotten.

C turned 2 yesterday (8.10).
My sweet little monster is no longer a baby.
She is 2 :(
Where did the time go?!
My last baby. The last 2nd birthday we'll ever celebrate. My sweet sweet tiny little girl whom we were told would possibly be a dwarf while I was pregnant with her. (she's normal by the way, just super tiny for her age)



Clinton is happy. He says "think about all we'll get to do as they grow up! we can go places and not have to bring strollers or diaper bags and we can all have fun instead of you sitting with the girls while D and I go on rides or whatnot".

I see his point.
I still don't like it.
I miss my babies.
He's a douche.

A turns 4 in November (9th).
I'm not ok with this.
This was my baby whom it took nearly 3yrs to get pregnant with.
She is supposed to stay little and cute forever.

Although she was a pretty ugly baby.


Like really ugly.
The kind of ugly only a mother could love.
And she was uber fat too...which was cute. I love fat babies. But she bordered on obese.

But now she is gorgeous and proportionate, so it all works out!

My loves at the zoo (where they belong) 8.9.10